LINDA DANG

Here’s MY spin on The Ugly Truth:

I thought this would be useful information as the movie only focuses on what guys want out of a girl.  Here’s my list about what girls are all about LOL! (Excuse me if I sound like a total shallow jackass, but i’m just trying to keep it on the same  asshole level as the movie haha)

• Girls are just as shallow as you are… you can bet your life on it that we care about looks too!
• A survey from Cosmo magazine says, “80% of women marry for MONEY.”   Not to say that all women are golddiggers, we just want a strong male figure driven to do well in life.
• We do not like the jackasses over the nice guys.  We just want the nice guys to grow some balls and take a stand once in awhile.
• We EXPECT you to adapt, change and evolve into a better person.
• Couch Potato is not a sport, so don’t try to be All-star at it!
• Not only do we want to control you, we want you to become our bitch.
• Shopping for us is not a want or a need… it is a must.
• Your life really does end when you get married kekeke

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Movie Review

While waiting for the movie to start, me and my boyfriend went to Moxies for yummy Bellinis.  Is that how you spell it? But whatever, I must admit they make it GOOD there. Woot woot $2.99 Bellini WEDNESDAYS!! Everything else there sucked ass though.

So after the drinks, we hopped over to the theatre to watch “The Ugly Truth.”  The movie fell short of my expectations… I honestly thought it would be better (it was not bad though).  On a brighter note, Katherine Heigl looked bomb in the movie! She’s not the prettiest girl in the world, but you just gota love her personality! And LOL to the clip on hair extensions.

I love how the movie was so blunt towards how stupid men are when it comes to “tits and ass.”  As truthful as that may be, I kinda wished they threw more spontaneous twist on things.  Everything was pretty predictable and nothing I didn’t know already.

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Mmmmm…