LINDA DANG

Me and my bff Linda *rolls eyes decided to hit up Ultra Nightclub on a crappy rainy day.  The people we were with, booked a table already.

Soooo…what is the point of getting bottle service?

1) To not have to pay cover charge

2) Bypass the lineup

3) Have a place to sit and chill with your friends

That bouncer was the biggest cuntface ever!!! So focking rude!

It seems that Ultra could not grasp this incredibly simple concept.  Not only was I furiously waiting 30-40 mins to get in, I had to pay cover (EVEN WHEN WE OFFERED TO BUY MORE BOTTLES!!) ANDDDD we got stuck with a fucking dining table as a booth. YEAH! The club is a restaurant during the day, with a bunch of regular booths. However, we were the ONLY ones that got stuck with a dinner table? Unreal.

This was what we saw when we JUST got  into the club. WASTE OF MONEY!!! We might as well have just drank at the stupid bar.

Like seriously, WTF?

Yes, I realized I am very underdressed for a club event as it was very last minute. But who gives a shit? ULTRA SUCKS!!!

Always gota have a washroom pic lol

We ditched the club, and went to some random bar beside it as we waited for our friends to finish clubbing. LOLLLLL…i just had to paparazzi this picture.  So I saw the waitress hand this couple the bill, and both of them stared at the bill for a good 5 whole minutes. In the end, the girl made the first reach for her wallet and paid for the bill.  Call me old fashioned, but seriously dude, MAN UP!  Lmao look at him look the other way hahahaha

Boredom mobile pics….weeeeeeeeeeee