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Hi, can I have a mcGangbang?

November 30th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Funny, Restaurants

LOL….sooo apparently you can order a gangbang at mcdonalds now hahahhahaha.  This is no joke. It’s real LOL

Looks like a mcChicken within a bigmac.  Talking about clogging your arteries. Gangbang FTW LOL *rolls eyes

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OOPSIE DAISY

November 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Funny, Linda Dang

 I had a customer that I had to help at work today.  He came to the store with his wife to purchase some tuxedos for his wedding.  Me and my co worker were helping him select different styles.  Every so often, he would pause with an “omg” look in his face, and turn away to like [...]

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My Spin On The UGLY Truth

July 31st, 2009 · No Comments · Funny, Linda Dang

Here’s MY spin on The Ugly Truth:
I thought this would be useful information as the movie only focuses on what guys want out of a girl.  Here’s my list about what girls are all about LOL! (Excuse me if I sound like a total shallow jackass, but i’m just trying to keep it on the same [...]

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How much are your pantyhoses/stockings worth??

July 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Funny, Linda Dang

I had some random dude come up to me today… asking me to sell my used/worn out pantyhose, stockings or knee highs.  I was pretty creeped out.  He was going on about how he had this serious foot and pantyhose fetish.  He said, “You have no use for your old ones anyway, why not make [...]

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Why I don’t go to school!

July 29th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Funny, Linda Dang, Random

I rushed to finish my assignment today and hopped onto the YRT bus.  Usually I would have someone drive me to school but whatever it was such a nice day so I didn’t mind tooooo much.
Until…

CAN YOU GUESS THAT THAT IS???
Not only does the guy smell REALLY BAD.  He has the most greasy hair ever! [...]

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Today, I looked like Hitch. FML

July 24th, 2009 · No Comments · Funny, Linda Dang, Random

I LOVE YOU BENADRYL!!!!
Okay, so maybe I didn’t look thattt bad.  I woke up at 2pm today from staying up to finish my assignment. Me and my boyfriend decided to go to Pacific Mall to get some useless junk.   I had a craving for sushi, so I went to the place upstairs in the mall [...]

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Trouble @ Casino Rama

July 21st, 2009 · 2 Comments · Funny, Random

So me and a couple friends of mine decided to hit up the casino.  I guess we were feeling lucky.  It was just like any other trip to casino, playing my usual roulette and blackjack.  In the end, I decided to play Spanish 21.  Not exactly my cup of tea, cus I think the game [...]

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Stop it now!

July 7th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Funny, Random

I had a talk with my friend last night and me and him were just talking about the things we absolutely HATE about guys. I’m keeping his identity anonymous because he prefers to still have friends at the end of this post haha.
Here is my list of things that I think guys should just stop [...]

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THE BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR!

June 11th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Funny

Everyone has been telling me to go watch “The hangover,” so I finally decided to do so today.  For those who haven’t seen the movie, GO SEE IT NOW!! It’s a typical dude movie with a bunch of guys going to Vegas for a bachelor party.  But the shit on it is so damn random [...]

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