Looks like a mcChicken within a bigmac.  Talking about clogging your arteries. Gangbang FTW LOL *rolls eyes

Me and my coworker were like wth?  It was nice of him to give us a reason for him acting strange, but if it was me, I would have just left the store.  It’s kinda embarassing really.  So after the whole thing, me and my coworker went to the back of the store to fill out some paperwork.  Then we hear someone yell out, “wth is that?”  We storm to the front to see what was going on….turns out there was a PUDDLE in the middle of the sales floor LOL. 

I guess we solved the mystery as to why the guy apologized to us.  I couldn’t help but laugh hysterically. I know that seems mean and all because the poor nice guy has some bladder issues. But ya….he put down a deposit. Which means, I’m gona have to bump into him again LOLLLLL

My germaphobe co-worker lysol-ed the whole store. Any area that he knew the guy walked around was completely wiped down from head to toe hahaha

Here’s MY spin on The Ugly Truth:

I thought this would be useful information as the movie only focuses on what guys want out of a girl.  Here’s my list about what girls are all about LOL! (Excuse me if I sound like a total shallow jackass, but i’m just trying to keep it on the same  asshole level as the movie haha)

• Girls are just as shallow as you are… you can bet your life on it that we care about looks too!
• A survey from Cosmo magazine says, “80% of women marry for MONEY.”   Not to say that all women are golddiggers, we just want a strong male figure driven to do well in life.
• We do not like the jackasses over the nice guys.  We just want the nice guys to grow some balls and take a stand once in awhile.
• We EXPECT you to adapt, change and evolve into a better person.
• Couch Potato is not a sport, so don’t try to be All-star at it!
• Not only do we want to control you, we want you to become our bitch.
• Shopping for us is not a want or a need… it is a must.
• Your life really does end when you get married kekeke

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Movie Review

While waiting for the movie to start, me and my boyfriend went to Moxies for yummy Bellinis.  Is that how you spell it? But whatever, I must admit they make it GOOD there. Woot woot $2.99 Bellini WEDNESDAYS!! Everything else there sucked ass though.

So after the drinks, we hopped over to the theatre to watch “The Ugly Truth.”  The movie fell short of my expectations… I honestly thought it would be better (it was not bad though).  On a brighter note, Katherine Heigl looked bomb in the movie! She’s not the prettiest girl in the world, but you just gota love her personality! And LOL to the clip on hair extensions.

I love how the movie was so blunt towards how stupid men are when it comes to “tits and ass.”  As truthful as that may be, I kinda wished they threw more spontaneous twist on things.  Everything was pretty predictable and nothing I didn’t know already.

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Mmmmm…

I had some random dude come up to me today… asking me to sell my used/worn out pantyhose, stockings or knee highs.  I was pretty creeped out.  He was going on about how he had this serious foot and pantyhose fetish.  He said, “You have no use for your old ones anyway, why not make money while disgarding your unwanted stuff?” LOL

What is he looking for?

The requirements for the “goods” are:

• must be used
• must be well worn
• must be unwashed
• must be scented

What is he willing to pay?

$20 for every pair of used pantyhose

$10  for every pair of stockings

LMAOOO that is just sick.  If anyone here wants to make a quick stop to Good Will and sell a bunch of them to sell to this dude, be my guest.  He is willing to buy on a regular WEEKLY basis.  Msg me for his business card HAHAHA.

Until…

CAN YOU GUESS THAT THAT IS???

Not only does the guy smell REALLY BAD.  He has the most greasy hair ever! He was sleeping and his head was resting against the window…and it left those nasty grease stains on the window. YUCK!!!! It blurred up like half the window. The funniest part to it was when he woke up and  saw the stain on the window. The dude was in utter shock about what he had just done.  Lmaoooo priceless.

Actually two things I hate about going to school today…

WELCOME TO YORK!

I already hate York passionately as it is.  This sign just makes my blood boil because I see it everytime I go to school.

And this is my pathway to walk to class.  Very peaceful and chilling.  Maybe not at night though, BEWARE THE YORK RAPIST IS LURKING AROUND! LOL.

And this is my lovely class. I duno who said that York is known for the hottest girls and the biggest party school, they lied.  On the other hand, I kinda enjoy this class. My prof is pretty cool, one of the few teachers that I like at York… and he looks like Waldo! haha

OH YEAH BABY!  University level note taking right hurrrr!  (All I carried to class was 2 blank sheets of paper and  a non-school bag loll)

I remember back then my high school teacher would glorify the impeccable note taking and essay writing skills of university students. She would go on and on about how challenging university is, and scare us about the evil professors that don’t give a rat’s ass about you. If anything, I think all of my abilities have gotten far worse. I hardly take notes, I hardly go to class, and everything is conveniently online.  NOT to mention I can’t even write a half decent essay anymore!   I just really hate York University. I do not recommend anyone planning on enrolling to this crappy school.  Maybe it’s just my program, but god damn everything is so redundant. I haven’t learned a single thing since I got to this school. Sigh

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FYI most of the pictures on my blog are taken by my Blackberry Bold. So excuse the picture quality =p

I found out today that to take out the “shutter clicking noise” when you take pictures requires you to download an application. That is the dumbest shit EVER. I spent the day snapping pics at dudes on busses hoping they don’t wake up and pictures in class hoping my prof didn’t hear me hahaha

I LOVE YOU BENADRYL!!!!

Okay, so maybe I didn’t look thattt bad.  I woke up at 2pm today from staying up to finish my assignment. Me and my boyfriend decided to go to Pacific Mall to get some useless junk.   I had a craving for sushi, so I went to the place upstairs in the mall (its actually not bad).  I had some spicy salmon rolls, surf clam sashimi, spicy mini tofus etc…. everything was normal. I felt weird as I was walking around the mall.

Then I had a feeling like I was going to puke. I’m allergic to peanuts, and only peanuts really. So I had no clue what was going on.  I rushed to Shoppers Drug Mart to get some Benadryl because I felt like my tonsils were getting swollen and had trouble breathing a little. I was itching like mad and hiving up. So I was getting pretty worried. So my boyfriend, who I guess doesn’t work well under pressure, (He has food allergies as well so he’s familiar with the brand) GOT ME THE WRONG ONE. He got me one for coughing? wtf? lmaooo so here i’m looking like a mess had to go to shoppers and find the right one.  Benadryl kinda kicks you hard when you take like two extra strength ones.

I pretty much knocked out and felt better afterwards…I felt light headed so I yammed down a giant meal.  But still till now, I have NOOOOO idea what the hell I ate that made me like that. What a horrible day sigh…

ANYWAY, I was dealt a fourteen and the dealer was showing a 4.  In spanish 21, it’s really a  50/50 call if you want to hit or not,  I decided not to.  OMG so this stupid rude ass douche bag kept bitching and swearing in Viet.   Had I hit, I still would have lost and he still would have lost.  But the stupid idiot persisted on using words that was soooo damn vulgar in viet, THINKING I don’t understand. I’ve never seen someone call me a slut/whore mother fucker so many times in 20 minutes in my entire life!!!! DIT MA MAY! Don’t you just hate sore losers?

Like…if he was playing a few hundred on that one hand, than okayyyy get all pissed off and ur knickers in a knot. BUT OVER A 15 DOLLAR HAND? GIVE ME A BREAK!! I was so close to turning into the incredible hulk lmaoo. What a pathetic degenerate LOSER! I’ll give you a $100 chip to shove up your dumbass!

P.S  I won $250 while that moron lost!

Here is my list of things that I think guys should just stop doing!!!

1) Christian Audigier – I know you guys spent alota money on them, but god damn let it go! They are not IN anymore. Tool.

2) Gel  - Who even uses gel anymore?  But if you must, don’t be too liberal about it.  Girls are not attracted to porcupines.

3) Do not take notes from the Key to the VIP- us girls watch it too sometimes…and I highly doubt their methods will work.  BE ORIGINAL!

4) Skinny Jeans -I don’t care how emo you are.  I like skinny jeans… but that doesn’t mean you guys should like wearing them.

5) Overly Done Up  Jeans

When I see a guy wearing these jeans I think to myself:
a) Is he gay?
b) Does he want me to stare at his butt?
c) If the answer to b. is yes, then that takes me back to question a.

By no means should a guy be whoring out his ass like that lol

6) Guys that work out their upper body ONLY – Start working out those chicken noodle legs. Trust me when I say, I can see the noticeable difference.

7) DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

There’s a bunch of surprise guest appearances from random celebs and familiar faces. My favourite character in the movie has to be the  Korean dude playing a “Chinese” guy ( hilarious stand-up comedian Dr. Ken)…. MUTHAFOCKAAAAA-AAA” lol.  Time to plan my vegas trip