So me and a couple friends of mine decided to hit up the casino. I guess we were feeling lucky. It was just like any other trip to casino, playing my usual roulette and blackjack. In the end, I decided to play Spanish 21. Not exactly my cup of tea, cus I think the game is kinda retarded (with the whole no 10s in the deck and hitting on bust cards).
ANYWAY, I was dealt a fourteen and the dealer was showing a 4. In spanish 21, it’s really a 50/50 call if you want to hit or not, I decided not to. OMG so this stupid rude ass douche bag kept bitching and swearing in Viet. Had I hit, I still would have lost and he still would have lost. But the stupid idiot persisted on using words that was soooo damn vulgar in viet, THINKING I don’t understand. I’ve never seen someone call me a slut/whore mother fucker so many times in 20 minutes in my entire life!!!! DIT MA MAY! Don’t you just hate sore losers?
Like…if he was playing a few hundred on that one hand, than okayyyy get all pissed off and ur knickers in a knot. BUT OVER A 15 DOLLAR HAND? GIVE ME A BREAK!! I was so close to turning into the incredible hulk lmaoo. What a pathetic degenerate LOSER! I’ll give you a $100 chip to shove up your dumbass!
P.S I won $250 while that moron lost!
Tags:Casino Rama·Funny·gambling·idiot·Money
I had a talk with my friend last night and me and him were just talking about the things we absolutely HATE about guys. I’m keeping his identity anonymous because he prefers to still have friends at the end of this post haha.
Here is my list of things that I think guys should just stop doing!!!
1) Christian Audigier – I know you guys spent alota money on them, but god damn let it go! They are not IN anymore. Tool.
2) Gel - Who even uses gel anymore? But if you must, don’t be too liberal about it. Girls are not attracted to porcupines.
3) Do not take notes from the Key to the VIP- us girls watch it too sometimes…and I highly doubt their methods will work. BE ORIGINAL!
4) Skinny Jeans -I don’t care how emo you are. I like skinny jeans… but that doesn’t mean you guys should like wearing them.
5) Overly Done Up Jeans
When I see a guy wearing these jeans I think to myself:
a) Is he gay?
b) Does he want me to stare at his butt?
c) If the answer to b. is yes, then that takes me back to question a.
By no means should a guy be whoring out his ass like that lol
6) Guys that work out their upper body ONLY – Start working out those chicken noodle legs. Trust me when I say, I can see the noticeable difference.
7) DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Tags:ben affleck·boys·christian audigier·emo·Funny·keys to the VIP·uggs
July 6th, 2009 · Shopping
Weeeeeeeeee…. bahaha grabbed the last one @ the store. Moveover OPI! China glaze is my new fave nail polish brand.
China Glaze – Shocking Pink Neon (it’s a lot brighter than the picture below)
Tags:nail polish·OPI
July 6th, 2009 · Random
Yeah… after a couple times at the driving range, I have concluded that I am no natural. What can I say, I was not blessed with the god given talent of doing well in sports. Anyway, it was a really nice cool summer day, so me and my brother decided to go golfing at Launch.
Unexpectedly there was a random PARROT that landed on my bro’s golf set. It couldn’t talk but it was quite cute. I think spent more time trying to pet the thing as opposed to working on my swing. *rolls eyes
CHEA!
I WANT ONE NOW!!!!
Tags:driving range·golf·launch·parrot
June 25th, 2009 · Random
Sooooo I played 50 games of solitaire showdown….ofcorse we all know who dominates in it.
However, nobody is really a winner here when you just wasted 3hrs of your life playing solitaire @ 2am.
Tags:Games·msn·solitaire showdown
June 15th, 2009 · Random
I had to post this pic up because it’s so damnnnn cute! But it won’t be so cute if the tiger wakes up….. :S
Tags:animals·cute·omgsoyasauce·pigs·tiger
I think the nights that you don’t plan, turn out to be the most enjoyable ones. Me and Linda (yes we’re both lindas) went to Jack Astors down @ Richmond. I’m not a fan of Jack Astors at all, but OMG the bruschetta there is amazing!!!!! It’s a definite MUST try. It’s a typical bruschetta with your usual tomatoes with red onions, but it has this awesome balsamic glaze, garlic aioli and roasted garlic made fresh! *craving it right now…
Since me and Linda were in the area, we decided to go club hopping. We started out with Embassy and intended on heading over to Easy on the Fifth afterwards. The crowd @ Embassy was dreadful, we had a blast! Alcohol makes anything fun! Bahaha
PROM ‘06 NOW
LOLLLL as soon as the pic was taken, it reminded me of our prom pic. GOD DAMN BLONDE IS TERRIBLE ON ME!!! Never again. Not to mention ever getting my hair and makeup done by a “professional.” *barf
And here are some more pics of that night…….
Me
****DRINK OF THE NIGHT****** —Hennessey and Alize (half cup of each and mix it together) –> the best creeper drink if you want to take someone down!! All they’re gona taste is the Alize and it’s gona hit them at all once! Bahahaa
Tags:drinking·Embassy·entertainment·going out·Jack Astors·Night Life·Nightlife
June 11th, 2009 · Funny
Everyone has been telling me to go watch “The hangover,” so I finally decided to do so today. For those who haven’t seen the movie, GO SEE IT NOW!! It’s a typical dude movie with a bunch of guys going to Vegas for a bachelor party. But the shit on it is so damn random and wrong, you can’t help be laugh your ass off. Totally epic.
There’s a bunch of surprise guest appearances from random celebs and familiar faces. My favourite character in the movie has to be the Korean dude playing a “Chinese” guy ( hilarious stand-up comedian Dr. Ken)…. MUTHAFOCKAAAAA-AAA” lol. Time to plan my vegas trip 
Tags:Dr.Ken·Funny·the hangover·Vegas
