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Linda — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:30:33 +0000

I had a customer that I had to help at work today. He came to the store with his wife to purchase some tuxedos for his wedding. Me and my co worker were helping him select different styles. Every so often, he would pause with an “omg” look in his face, and turn away to like calm himself down or something. I was like wtf?? Anyway, the consultation took about 30 minutes or so. I eventually took down a deposit from him at the cash register. When the transaction was complete, he ran off to his wife. I was totally weirded out by his strange behavior. But he was a really nice soft spoken guy. A few minutes later…. he walked up to us and said, “I just wanted to apologize for everything today. I am really sorry. I have a very weak bladder.”

Me and my coworker were like wth? It was nice of him to give us a reason for him acting strange, but if it was me, I would have just left the store. It’s kinda embarassing really. So after the whole thing, me and my coworker went to the back of the store to fill out some paperwork. Then we hear someone yell out, “wth is that?” We storm to the front to see what was going on….turns out there was a PUDDLE in the middle of the sales floor LOL.

I guess we solved the mystery as to why the guy apologized to us. I couldn’t help but laugh hysterically. I know that seems mean and all because the poor nice guy has some bladder issues. But ya….he put down a deposit. Which means, I’m gona have to bump into him again LOLLLLL

My germaphobe co-worker lysol-ed the whole store. Any area that he knew the guy walked around was completely wiped down from head to toe hahaha

Trouble @ Casino Rama

Linda — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:00:56 +0000

So me and a couple friends of mine decided to hit up the casino. I guess we were feeling lucky. It was just like any other trip to casino, playing my usual roulette and blackjack. In the end, I decided to play Spanish 21. Not exactly my cup of tea, cus I think the game is kinda retarded (with the whole no 10s in the deck and hitting on bust cards).

ANYWAY, I was dealt a fourteen and the dealer was showing a 4. In spanish 21, it’s really a 50/50 call if you want to hit or not, I decided not to. OMG so this stupid rude ass douche bag kept bitching and swearing in Viet. Had I hit, I still would have lost and he still would have lost. But the stupid idiot persisted on using words that was soooo damn vulgar in viet, THINKING I don’t understand. I’ve never seen someone call me a slut/whore mother fucker so many times in 20 minutes in my entire life!!!! DIT MA MAY! Don’t you just hate sore losers?

Like…if he was playing a few hundred on that one hand, than okayyyy get all pissed off and ur knickers in a knot. BUT OVER A 15 DOLLAR HAND? GIVE ME A BREAK!! I was so close to turning into the incredible hulk lmaoo. What a pathetic degenerate LOSER! I’ll give you a $100 chip to shove up your dumbass!

P.S I won $250 while that moron lost!

Stop it now!

Linda — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:12:58 +0000

I had a talk with my friend last night and me and him were just talking about the things we absolutely HATE about guys. I’m keeping his identity anonymous because he prefers to still have friends at the end of this post haha.

Here is my list of things that I think guys should just stop doing!!!

1) Christian Audigier – I know you guys spent alota money on them, but god damn let it go! They are not IN anymore. Tool.

2) Gel - Who even uses gel anymore? But if you must, don’t be too liberal about it. Girls are not attracted to porcupines.

3) Do not take notes from the Key to the VIP- us girls watch it too sometimes…and I highly doubt their methods will work. BE ORIGINAL!

4) Skinny Jeans -I don’t care how emo you are. I like skinny jeans… but that doesn’t mean you guys should like wearing them.

5) Overly Done Up Jeans

When I see a guy wearing these jeans I think to myself:
a) Is he gay?
b) Does he want me to stare at his butt?
c) If the answer to b. is yes, then that takes me back to question a.

By no means should a guy be whoring out his ass like that lol

6) Guys that work out their upper body ONLY – Start working out those chicken noodle legs. Trust me when I say, I can see the noticeable difference.

7) DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

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Linda — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:21:23 +0000

Everyone has been telling me to go watch “The hangover,” so I finally decided to do so today. For those who haven’t seen the movie, GO SEE IT NOW!! It’s a typical dude movie with a bunch of guys going to Vegas for a bachelor party. But the shit on it is so damn random and wrong, you can’t help be laugh your ass off. Totally epic.

There’s a bunch of surprise guest appearances from random celebs and familiar faces. My favourite character in the movie has to be the Korean dude playing a “Chinese” guy ( hilarious stand-up comedian Dr. Ken)…. MUTHAFOCKAAAAA-AAA” lol. Time to plan my vegas trip