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		<title>Stop it now!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a talk with my friend last night and me and him were just talking about the things we absolutely HATE about guys. I&#8217;m keeping his identity anonymous because he prefers to still have friends at the end of this post haha.
Here is my list of things that I think guys should just stop [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a talk with my friend last night and me and him were just talking about the things we absolutely HATE about guys. I&#8217;m keeping his identity anonymous because he prefers to still have friends at the end of this post haha.</p>
<p>Here is my list of things that I think guys should just stop doing!!!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-135" title="christian-audigier-ca-clothing" src="http://www.lindadang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/christian-audigier-ca-clothing.jpg" alt="christian-audigier-ca-clothing" width="430" height="372" /></p>
<p>1) <strong>Christian Audigier &#8211; </strong>I know you guys spent alota money on them, but god damn let it go! They are not IN anymore. Tool.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-137" title="tool" src="http://www.lindadang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tool.jpg" alt="tool" width="436" height="440" /></p>
<p><strong>2)</strong> <strong>Gel  - </strong>Who even uses gel anymore?  But if you must, don&#8217;t be too liberal about it.  Girls are not attracted to porcupines.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-138" title="ralph" src="http://www.lindadang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ralph.jpg" alt="ralph" width="436" height="368" /></p>
<p><strong>3)</strong><strong> Do not take notes from the Key to the VIP</strong>- us girls watch it too sometimes&#8230;and I highly doubt their methods will work.  BE ORIGINAL!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-140" title="skinny" src="http://www.lindadang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/skinny.jpg" alt="skinny" width="281" height="640" /></p>
<p><strong>4) </strong><strong>Skinny Jeans -</strong>I don&#8217;t care how emo you are.  I like skinny jeans&#8230; but that doesn&#8217;t mean you guys should like wearing them.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-136" title="jeans" src="http://www.lindadang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jeans.jpg" alt="jeans" width="436" height="500" /></p>
<p><strong><strong>5) </strong>Overly Done Up  Jeans</strong></p>
<p>When I see a guy wearing these jeans I think to myself:<br />
a) Is he gay?<br />
b) Does he <em>want</em> me to stare at his butt?<br />
c) If the answer to b. is yes, then that takes me back to question a.</p>
<p>By no means should a guy be whoring out his ass like that lol</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-146" title="arms" src="http://www.lindadang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/arms.jpg" alt="arms" width="500" height="334" /></p>
<p><strong>6) Guys that work out their upper body ONLY &#8211; </strong>Start working out those chicken noodle legs. Trust me when I say, I can see the noticeable difference.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-148" title="baffleck2" src="http://www.lindadang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/baffleck2.jpg" alt="baffleck2" width="200" height="400" /></p>
<p><strong>7) DON&#8217;T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! </strong></p>
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